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Hipster ThatBronyWithGlasses by ThatBronyWithGlasses Hipster ThatBronyWithGlasses by ThatBronyWithGlasses
So, funny story, back in middle school, I had to ride the bus because for some reason my dad thought it was easier to drop us all off at one place instead of take the time to make sure we got where we needed to- sorry, hostilities toward him are... high.

Anyway, so everyday, I'd ride the bus from the elementary school to the middle school, and there was this mentally challenged kid, David, who rode the bus to the Special Education Center, and everyday, waiting for the bus, he'd jump around and act all happy go lucky with the other kids, and he had a special nickname for everyone. The Bus driver was "Santa", my brother was Joey, and some of the other kids got their nicknames, I'm sure. He called me Marshmallow. 

Yes, that's right. I was so unpopular at school, even the retarded kids made fun of me. #foreveralone

I'm kidding, I knew he didn't mean anything by it, he was just having fun. And honestly, I think he got a kick out of me acting grumpy over it, maybe because he thought it was funny or because I was the only one who didn't treat him like a five year old. But, meh, that's life, I guess.

So, I went to Middle School in 2006-2008, so I'd say I've had the title of marshmallow longer than Rarity.
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bcollins39302 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Hmmm... yep I have some pretty sad bus stories too.
The worst was this one giant hick kid who used to sit next to me from... 6-8th grade on the bus and play "smear the queer" with me and then squish me into the wall/window. Then... in the eighth grade I started sitting in the front of the bus, and one day he brought a horse whip on the bus and tried whipping me, and it hit me (mostly the seat behind me but nicked me), and it bounced off the seat and hit the bus driver in the face as it boomeranged back to him (I was literally crying from the pain and laughing my ass off at the bus driver and his begging the bus driver to not tell his ma and pa at the same time), and then he got suspended from school for 6 months (initially he was expelled for assault with a weapon, but they somehow convinced the district or something and they lowered it to non-lethal assault of a student and a school district employee), and banned from riding the bus for life.
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ThatBronyWithGlasses Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Writer
Did anything about my story indicate sadness? Did you really need to bring in depressing abuse stories into this? I realize there's this old adage about suffering for art, but Jesus man, way to kill the buzz! I need to cheer you up, ASAP!

Clapping Pony Icon - Pinkie Pie  :iconsaysplz: Cause all I really need's a smile smile smile from the happy friends of min!

Gets 'em every time.
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bcollins39302 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh, I thought your story was supposed to be sad haha
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morgrag Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
Marshmallows are so mainstream, I prefer the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, they're a little underground, you'd probably never heard of them
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ThatBronyWithGlasses Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Writer
Yes, that conversation may have had something to do with this.
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Masonisnotthatnice Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Writer
One of the more interesting back story's I've heard these days.Happymallow 
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Kaltes-Herzeleid Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconsexyrarityplz:

Rarity is the popular marshmellow.
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ThatBronyWithGlasses Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Writer
Yes, but I'm sure she'd hate that name.
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Kaltes-Herzeleid Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Probably.

But compared to what some have called her...marshmallow is nice in comparison.:XD:
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